Like Like stuff O_O

haha.. been liking pages these few weeks in fb.. found some really funny one...

- I wouldn't have to be such a smartass if you weren't such a dumbass. (LOLOLOLOL)

- I'm not weird.I'm limited edition!! (ok LOL)

- I didn't trip, I was telling the ground a secret! :) (WTS)

- I'm multitalented...I can talk and piss you off at the same time. (Multitalented... damn bad)

- A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer. Her husband put 'mypenis' and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause it said, "Error. Not long enough." (OMG LOLOLOLOLOL SHIT)

- He came to me one night. Explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed! When satisfied, he left & I was hurt!!... Fucking mosquito!( mosquito~)

- Best friends. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddleboat and save your stupid butt. (LIKE THE LAST PART! hahaha)